kryogen1c 4 hours ago

> a Meta spokesperson said in a statement to TIME. "The full record will show that for over a decade, we have listened to parents, researched issues that matter most, and made real changes to protect teens

Omegalol. Cigarette maker introduces filter, cares about your health.

  • mtillman 4 hours ago

    Every cig exec lied under oath and only received monetary fines.

    • kryogen1c 3 hours ago

      The comparison was not accidental. I expect a similar, meaningless outcome for poisoning children.

    • flag_fagger 2 hours ago

      Cigarette makers were a dying cry of the old aristocracy. Silicon Valley is the rallying cry of the new aristocracy.

      While I don’t quite believe they’ll achieve their Feudal dreams in the near-medium future. I do expect the US to transition to a much more explicitly an oligarchic republic as a large, with the pretense of “Government of the people, by the people, for the people” is largely pushed to the side.

      Only solution seems to be to drop out of society to whatever degree possible.

      • Loughla 10 minutes ago

        Cashless payments, always connected software and devices, and required app use for basic services like power, water, and heat as well as extreme data collection as it exists today makes dropping out of society more difficult than ever.

        While his crimes were atrocious, Ted Kaczynski might be right in some ways. The industrial and technological revolutios have improved life dramatically for n many humans and we live in a tube of astonishing abundance, but at what cost?

        aaaaannndd now I'm on a list somewhere.

      • samdoesnothing 20 minutes ago

        The government and massive corporations being in bed with each other is nothing new. Different breed same species. Except tech execs think they're a lot smarter than they are.

Aeroi 21 minutes ago

The business model is misaligned with human's wellbeing. Everything can be traced back to this very problem.

  • MattRix 12 minutes ago

    This is true but it’s important to still blame the humans making specific harmful decisions as well.

binarymax 4 hours ago

Look, most of us here know that meta is a terrible company that has done terrible things. But what is actually being done about it? So far just some token fines and petty wrist slaps. What’s really the plan here? Because they’re not going to stop.

  • Aurornis 4 hours ago

    > But what is actually being done about it?

    Serious question: What exactly do you want to see done? I mean real specifics, not just the angry mob pitchfork calls for corporate death penalty or throwing Mark Zuckerberg in jail.

    • slg 2 hours ago

      Amend Section 230 so that it does not apply to content that is served algorithmically. Social media companies can either allow us to select what content we want to see by giving us a chronological feed of the people/topics we follow or they can serve us content according to some algorithm designed to keep us on their platform longer. The former is neutral and deserves protection, but the latter is editorial. Once they take on that editorial role of deciding what content we see, they should become liable for the content they put in front of us.

      • techblueberry 23 minutes ago

        Yeah, I wonder if the rules should basically state something like everything must be topical and you must opt in to certain topics (adult, politics, etc)People can request recommendations but they must be requested; no accidental pro-Ana content. If you want to allow hate speech fine, but people have to opt in to every offensive category/slur explicitly. (We can call it “potentially divisive” for all the “one persons hate speech is another persons love rap” folks or whatever.

      • Manuel_D an hour ago

        So Hacker News should lose section 230 protection?

        Because the content served here isn't served in chronological order. The front page takes votes into account and displays hotter posts higher in the feed.

        • slg an hour ago

          Technically sorting by timestamp is an "algorithm" too, so I was just speaking informally rather than drafting the exact language of a piece of legislation. I would define the categories as something like algorithms determined by direct proactive user decisions (following, upvoting, etc) versus algorithms that are determined by other factors (views, watch time, behavior by similar users, etc). Basically it should always be clear why you're being served what you're being served, either because the user chose to see it or because everyone is seeing it. No more nebulous black box algorithms that give every user an experience individually designed to keep them on the platform.

          This will still impact HN because of stuff like the flame war downranker they use here. However, that doesn't automatically mean HN loses Section 230 protection. HN could respond by simplifying its ranking algorithm to maintain 230 protections.

          • rafabulsing 25 minutes ago

            I think the best way to put it is, users with the same user picked settings should see the same things, in the same order.

            That's a given on HackerNews, as there's only one frontpage. On Reddit that would be, users subscribed to the same subreddits would always see the same things on their frontpages. Same as users on YouTube subscribed to the same channels, users on Facebook who liked the same pages, and so on.

            The real problem starts when the algorithm takes into account implicit user actions. E.g., two users are subscribed to the same channels, and both click on the same video. User A watches the whole video, user B leaves halfway through. If the algorithm takes that into account, now user A will see different suggestions than user B.

            That's what gets the ball rolling into hyper specialized endless feeds which tend to push you into extremes, as small signals will end up being amplified without the user ever taking an explicit action other than clicking or not suggestions in the feed.

            As long as every signal the algorithm takes into account is either a global state (user votes, total watch time, etc), or something the user explicitly and proactively has stated is their preference, I think that would be enough to curb most of the problems with algorithmic feeds.

            Users could still manually configure feeds that provide hyper personalized, hyper specific, and hyper addictive content. But I bet the vast majority of users would never go beyond picking 1 specific sport, 2 personal hobbies and 3 genres of music they're interested in and calling it a day. Really, most would probably never even go that far. That's the reason platforms all converged on using those implicit signals, after all: they work much better than the user's explicit signals (if your ultimate goal is maximizing user retention/addiction, and you don't care at all about the collateral damage resulting from that).

          • Manuel_D 34 minutes ago

            So a simple "most viewed in last month" page would trigger a loss of protection? Because that ranking is determined by number of views, rather than a proactive user decision like upvoting.

        • sleight42 an hour ago

          And there's also moderator control?

          Yup. Accountable.

          • Manuel_D an hour ago

            So to be clear, anything other than a 4chan-like unmoderated chronological feed results in loss of section 230 protection?

            Heck, even 4chan wouldn't qualify, because despite considerably looser content rules they still actually do perform moderation.

      • ares623 2 hours ago

        That’s the first reasonable take I’ve seen on this. Thanks for explaining it, I will use it for offline discussions on the subject. It’s been hard to explain.

      • FloorEgg an hour ago

        This would be a huge step in the right direction.

      • parineum an hour ago

        Chronological is an algorithm

      • worik an hour ago

        They could use transparent adjustable algorithms

        I would like to tweak my own feed

    • GOD_Over_Djinn 31 minutes ago

      > throwing Mark Zuckerberg in jail.

      …why not?

    • flag_fagger an hour ago

      Isn’t this what we have RICO for?

      > she was shocked to learn that the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that reportedly engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex.”

      There’s no way in hell this isn’t just tacitly incentivized the facilitation of trafficking activities through the site.

    • __MatrixMan__ an hour ago

      Other shareholders in jail also.

      If my dog bites somebody, I'm on the hook. It should be no different with companies.

      We have to create incentives to not invest in troublesome companies. Fines are inadequate, they incentivize buying shares in troublesome companies and then selling them before the harm comes to light.

    • knuppar 3 hours ago

      > angry mob pitchfork calls

      > corporate death penalty

      I don't know man these don't seem very specific. From your whole comment I do agree Mark should be in jail

    • wyre 4 hours ago

      Larger fines, more robust methods for Meta to keep children off their platforms, more robust methods to stop the spread of propaganda and spam on their platforms, for Meta to start prioritizing connection between others instead of attention.

      • loosescrews 2 hours ago

        If you want a company to do something, you do need to ensure that the fine is bigger than the amount of money they made or will make by doing the thing you are trying to discourage. You need there to be a real downside. I don't think any of the fines that have been discussed are anywhere close to the levels that I am talking about.

        • nandomrumber an hour ago

          Don’t corporate fines often come with requirements that the company also discontinue certain activities, start certain other ones, and be able to prove this or that to a regulator?

    • tehjoker 32 minutes ago

      Why not? Those are effective ideas, it’s just impractical because our political system is so insulated from public input.

    • dkdcio 4 hours ago

      ban digital advertisement at a federal level and 95% of the underlying problems are solved at the incentive level

      • Aurornis 4 hours ago

        > ban digital advertisement at a federal level

        This is what I meant by angry mob pitchfork ideas. This isn’t a real idea, it’s just rage venting.

        It’s also wrong, as anyone familiar with the problems in pay-to-play social video games for kids, which are not ad supported, can tell you. These platforms have just as many problems if not more, yet advertising has nothing to do with it. I bet you could charge $10/month for Instagram and the same social problems would exist. It’s a silly suggestion.

        • dkdcio 4 hours ago

          literally the opposite of a pitchfork idea; quite simple, relatively easy to implement, and immediately effective. incentives from advertising is the underlying issue with the addictive nature of these platforms (and much more)

          • Aurornis 4 hours ago

            > literally the opposite of a pitchfork idea

            The mere fact that commenters think banning advertising is a simple and realistic idea, without any constitutional road blocks or practical objections, is what I mean when I say these comment sections are just angry bloviating with unrealistic expectations.

            If you think banning all advertising is “simple” then I don’t know what to say, but there isn’t a real conversation here.

            • ChrisMarshallNY 2 hours ago

              Just FYI. For a very long time, strong alcohol ads were banned on TV, and the same with tobacco.

              I don't watch regular TV, anymore, so I don't know if it still is in place.

              Mentioning "banning advertising" on HN is bound to draw downvotes. A significant number of HN members make money directly, or indirectly, from digital advertising.

              It's like walking into a mosque, and demanding they allow drinking.

              Won't end well.

              • integralid 43 minutes ago

                There's a large difference between banning strong alcohol ads, and instantly collapsing a whole huge advertisement economy (that indirectly funds most of the free things people take for granted).

                Either I misunderstand something or I'm baffled how anyone can consider that easy.

              • fn-mote 2 hours ago

                In this case, the suggestion of banning advertising is drawing downvotes from me because I see it as politically unrealistic.

                At least in my state, there isn’t even a ban on advertising online gambling!! It is quite a stretch to think we could move from there to banning any kind of advertising.

                It has nothing to do with the fact that a bunch of HN readers make money from ads. I don’t.

                • cycomanic 42 minutes ago

                  Somewhat meta question, do you believe that down voting opinions we don't like is a good way of engaging with one another on HN?

                  I wish we could discuss the issue here, and instead would have liked to hear from you why you think it is a pitically unrealistic proposal, and what your criteria is for seeming something politically unrealistic.

            • dkdcio 3 hours ago

              so is it a pitchfork idea? I want Mark’s head? or it’s impractical? you’ve changed your apprehension to my idea twice in two comments

              constitutional roadblock…to banning digital advertisement? please do explain!

              I didn’t claim it’s easy to get it done in the real world, but it’s not a reactive/vindictive pitchfork idea. it’s really not that hard, if people wanted it we’ve banned plenty of things at the federal level in this country over the years (the hard part is of course people realizing how detrimental digital advertising is)

              it’s a simple solution that’s very effective. obviously any large-scale change, to fix a large-scale problem, is not “simple” to implement, but it’s also not fucking rocket science on this one mate

              you’re clearly not having a conversation in good faith. you asked, I answered, I’m done with this

              • Aurornis 3 hours ago

                I’ve not changed anything, I was asking for realistic suggestions. You’re throwing out unrealistic suggestions.

                Why stop there? Why not just shut down the whole internet? Simple and effective. Ban cell phones. Simple and effective.

                These are just silly ways of thinking about the world.

                • dkdcio 3 hours ago

                  you’re just doing ad hominems and strawmans. I’m not suggesting banning anything other than digital advertisement. you’re not open to having a productive discussion about it, just misdirection and whataboutism

                  please stop ascribing intent I do not have and words I did not say in your juvenile attempt to win an argument

                  p.s. still would love to hear your constitutional argument against it! banning digital advertisement at the federal level is not unrealistic and if you've actually given it the thought you’re pretending to and still reach that conclusion, I do have an ad hominem to throw back at you

                  • Aurornis 3 hours ago

                    > p.s. still would love to hear your constitutional argument against it!

                    You don’t need to hear my argument against it. The fact that advertising your services is free speech is well established. It’s a major challenge for movements like those trying to tackle pharmaceutical advertising.

                    Also, if you can’t see how I’ve been addressing your arguments and you think it’s all ad hominem then I don’t think there’s any real conversation to be had here. Between all the downvotes you’re collecting and the weird attempts to ignore everything I say and pretend it’s ad hominem as a defensive tactic, this is pure trolling at this point.

            • flag_fagger 2 hours ago

              > The mere fact that commenters think banning advertising is a simple and realistic idea, without any constitutional road blocks

              Of course not, clearly you just need a captured congress and an EO. Can’t be too hard to find a reason to turn Trump against Zuckerberg.

        • squigz 4 hours ago

          Banning advertisement seemed to work for smoking.

          https://tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/early/2025/01/22/tc-2...

          Why do you think it would be ineffective here?

          I'm also curious on how you think we might tackle these issues.

          • Aurornis 4 hours ago

            The parent comment called for banning all advertising, not for banning ads promoting social media platforms.

            They don’t want anyone to be able to advertise anything. Not even your local contractors trying to advertise their businesses that you want to find, because that’s advertising.

            The tobacco ad ban isn’t relevant to what was claimed.

            • squigz an hour ago

              > The parent comment called for banning all advertising, not for banning ads promoting social media platforms.

              This wasn't my reading of it, but it does appear that's what GP meant. I don't agree with that. Even so, if you were interested in having a good faith discussion about solutions here, you might have responded to both interpretations.

              You may consider this me putting forth the suggestion as an answer to your question, if you must.

      • justapassenger 4 hours ago

        We can also solve global warming problems by banning oil, coal and cows, and solve hunger by banning having kids.

        • Aurornis 4 hours ago

          “Just ban everything I don’t like as long as it won’t impact anything I do like” is a frequent take on HN these days.

          Then when states start doing things like adding ID requirements for websites it’s shock and rage as the consequences of banning things (even for under 18s) encounter the realities of what happens when you “just ban” things.

          • opan 4 hours ago

            I think we can separate the banning of things which affect personal freedom from the rest. Like if oil were "banned", I'm imagining it's not illegal to possess oil, but rather oil companies wouldn't be able to drill it up and sell it anymore. A bit like fazing out asbestos. The ordinary people with asbestos tiles in their basement don't get into trouble, but new house builds can't/won't use that tile anymore.

            ID requirements seem like the main burden is being put on ordinary people instead of corporations, and by extension seems clearly bad.

            • Aurornis 3 hours ago

              > Like if oil were "banned", I'm imagining it's not illegal to possess oil, but rather oil companies wouldn't be able to drill it up and sell it anymore.

              What does that have to do with anything?

              It doesn’t matter where you ban it, if you turn off oil overnight a lot of people are left stranded from their jobs, sectors of the economy collapse, unemployment becomes out of control.

              Banning things like this is just fantasy talk that only makes sense to people who can’t imagine consequences or think they don’t care. I guarantee you would change your mind very quickly about banning oil overnight as soon as the consequence became obvious.

              • fzeroracer 2 minutes ago

                I'm curious: Where do you put the line? For example, leaded gas improved car performance and arguably key to economic performance. But it was also incredibly neurotoxic and damaging to society. Do you believe banning it was a bad idea because it resulted in a lot of people losing their jobs?

              • squigz an hour ago

                Who suggested "turning oil off overnight"? What does that even mean?

                GP (and I) have given you several examples of stuff society learned was harmful and then phased out with regulations/legislation. No, it didn't and does not happen overnight.

                Why are you acting in such bad faith, trying to disregard people you don't agree with as "not being able to imagine consequences"?

          • terminalshort an hour ago

            It really has turned into a bitter losers bitch fest in here.

        • opan 4 hours ago

          I was on board until the end. If we don't have kids, we're wiping ourselves out even faster than with climate change. I also wonder with oil if we'd need it for some things still, though maybe it's fine if it's made from something else. Gasoline has some obvious alternatives in most areas, but oil seems to be more than fuel. It's also a lubricant.

      • vincnetas 4 hours ago

        There is a substantial opposing force to that "US$790 billion ad market for 2024"

        • dkdcio 3 hours ago

          yep! it’d be hard, but we’re already at most people nodding their head when you say “social media is addictive, detrimental to individual mental health, and overall negative for society”

          you just got to get enough people to nod at “…and this is caused by the underlying incentives from digital advertisement” then to “and the most effective course of action is to ban digital advertisement”

          I truly don’t believe it’s a big leap, especially after a few more years of all this

    • worik an hour ago

      > Serious question: What exactly do you want to see done?

      Confiscate their wealth

  • PessimalDecimal 4 hours ago

    Are there any serious attempts to enact a "corporate death penalty" in the US? Is there even a viable route to getting something like that in the current regime?

    • dragonwriter 3 hours ago

      Charter revocation is, I think, technically on the books in every state, but its not used for variety of reasons, one of which is because while it destroys the corporate entity, it mostly punishes the people least responsible for any wrongdoing (it can sometimes be accompanied by real punishment for the responsible actors, but those are separate processes that doesn’t require charter revocation, such as individual criminal prosecution or civil process that ends with fines, being barred from serving as a corporate officer, etc.)

    • binarymax 4 hours ago

      My opinion is that if corporate personhood is OK, then the corporation should face the same consequences as people do when they break the law. So facilitation of human trafficking should go to criminal court.

      • dragonwriter 3 hours ago

        Corporate crimes can and sometimes do go to criminal court (PG&E, for instance, has convicted of 84 counts of involuntary manslaughter for the 2018 Camp Fire, obstruction and various criminal pipeline safety violations in the 2010 San Bruno pipeline explosion, and various other crimes at other times), but aside from fines most criminal punishments don’t apply to corporations. You can’t imprison a corporation as such, nor can you execute it except metaphorically. So, ultimately, that’s largely just a higher standard of proof route to fines than civil court (though probation restrictions are also a thing.)

        • vlovich123 2 hours ago

          You can prosecute and imprison officers and/or the board. A corporation isn’t a magical immunity shield for them - for some reason prosecutors have shied away from piercing the corporate veil.

          • dragonwriter an hour ago

            > You can prosecute and imprison officers and/or the board.

            Right, that's just normal individual criminal prosecution; it doesn't require prosecuting the corporation.

            Of course, it's possible for the corporation to be guilty of a crime without any individual officer or board member being guilty.

            > A corporation isn’t a magical immunity shield for them - for some reason prosecutors have shied away from piercing the corporate veil.

            Piercing the corporate veil is holding shareholders liable for certain debts (including criminal or civil judgements) of the corporation. It has nothing directly to do with criminal prosecution of corporate officers or board members for crimes committed in the context of the corporation (though there are certainly cases where both things are relevant to the same circumstances.)

      • Aurornis 4 hours ago

        > So facilitation of human trafficking should go to criminal court.

        Be careful what you wish for.

        Who else should go to criminal court for facilitating human trafficking? The airlines because they sold flights to these people, statistically speaking? What if they used a messaging app you use, like Signal? Should the government shut that down or ban it too? I have a feeling these calls to regulate platforms don’t extend to platforms actually used by commenters, they just want certain platforms they don’t use shut down and don’t care how much the law is bent to make it happen, as long as the law isn’t stretched for things they do like.

        • crtasm 3 hours ago

          Knowing facilitation. Facebook knows about specific users, it's not a case of statistics.

          • twen_ty an hour ago

            This. I've reported scammers so many times in Facebook, it's so obvious but obviously it's not a priority for them.

        • rfrey 41 minutes ago

          This is solved with humans. Mens Rea is usually required for successful prosecution. A taxi driver who takes a fare to a bank, who then robs the bank, is not prosecuted. A getaway driver is.

          To avoid nitpicking, op probably should have said knowingly facilitates, but this is conversation not legislation and 99% of readers probably understood that.

        • knuppar 3 hours ago

          Nah I'd feel pretty okay with more regulation. In your two examples predictable crimes happened in these platforms. An airline should most definitely be liable to enable that, just like they are liable for letting people without visas boarding a flight. Signal should also be liable for enabling a crime, but realistically all they could do in an investigation is give e2e encryption logs with some timestamps.

      • benoau 4 hours ago

        Exactly. And same for games for children that somehow don't detect pedophiles spending $100s and $1000s to lure children. And same for the platforms taking immense fees from Meta and such games that are suspiciously unaware of what's going on.

      • parineum an hour ago

        The entire point of corporate personhood is to be able to hold corporations liable for their actions.

    • llbbdd 3 hours ago

      Only among the terminally unserious

  • nccn67 29 minutes ago

    Its basically like the history of money before banks got regulated and central banks emerged to regulate money printing. In this case its all about Attention which is functioning exactly like currency.

  • blactuary 4 hours ago

    We have vote with our dollars/attention and stop using their products. Including pressuring our friends and family to stop using them.

    • binarymax 4 hours ago

      Has that ever really worked? And considering meta has billions of users on not just Facebook, but also WhatsApp and instagram, I’m skeptical. I know people who hate meta, but can’t shake instagram.

      • blactuary 3 hours ago

        Then we are well and truly cooked, if we are so addicted to a specific photo-sharing platform that we will let this abuse continue

      • armchairhacker 2 hours ago

        It protects you and your friends+family from the negative effects of using Meta platforms.

        • Fargren 9 minutes ago

          It does not. Social media platforms have had massive societal impact. From language, to social movements, to election results, social media has had effects, positive or negative, that impact the lives of even those who do not use them.

    • tjpnz 3 hours ago

      When my kids were born I told my family I wouldn't be posting their pictures on any Meta owned platform. That was all I needed to move the family group, photos etc. to another app.

      • ares623 2 hours ago

        Which app did you move to?

  • kspacewalk2 4 hours ago

    Specifically when it comes to children, lots of jurisdictions are enacting actual non-bullshit age verification to ensure children aren't on social media. In my opinion this is real, substantive change.

  • nalekberov 4 hours ago

    For them these fines are just cost of doing business. Apparently politicians don't care too, for them imposing fines is all about bringing extra money from time to time.

  • diego_moita an hour ago

    Where? In the U.S.? Forget it. The U.S. is a plutocracy; any resemblance to democracy is just make-up.

    In the EU? They might get there, but anytime the EU acts on something, it will take decades of talking.

    In the rest of the world? Only China is willing and capable to face American plutocrats. Everyone else is scared of them.

  • webdoodle 4 hours ago

    They aren't going to stop because LifeLog was as Darpa project before they found a private stoog to build it for the military. Remember it's only dystopian to spy on every aspect of a persons life, if YOUR THE GOVERNMENT. Private entities in the U.S. basically can do anything they want, especially now when they can rent a President too pardon it away.

  • kiba 3 hours ago

    They're monopolies. Break them up, heavily regulate, or tax their economic rent privileges.

    Georgism gave a good lenses on these kind of issue. All the sudden, late stage capitalism starts looking like monopolies.

blaufast 4 hours ago

So much of this audience already knows the job is to collect comprehensive analytics and never run the analyses on your product’s externalities.

to be obvious enough to downplay, it must be impossible to miss while looking the other way. To be impossible to miss, it must be inextricably linked to the profits.

  • dalka 4 hours ago

    It's even more egregious in this case because Meta's employees were turning a blind eye to child sexual exploitation that they knew fine well their work was enabling.

    Maybe those fat bonuses and generous stock options wiped away the feelings of guilt, if these Silicon Valley sociopaths even felt any in the first place.

    • fn-mote an hour ago

      > You could incur 16 violations for prostitution and sexual solicitation

      So although this is being spun as “trafficking”, that doesn’t seem accurate.

      This classification sounds like it includes selling “your own services”.

    • blaufast 2 hours ago

      We’re all just trying to get our nut.

foofoo12 2 hours ago

> 17x strike policy for accounts that reportedly engaged in the “trafficking of humans for sex.”

Yep. You can engage in sexually trafficking people 16 times with a warning. 17th is just too much dude.

What sort of a deranged psychopath comes up with these rules?

mlmonkey 4 hours ago

Meta misled the public?!?!? You don't say!

At this point nothing surprises me from Meta.

diogenescynic an hour ago

Social media is going to be seen to future generations the way we currently see tobacco and alcohol. Look at what social media has done to the wellbeing of teen girls. There's been a dramatic decline in the mental health of teen girls. All those filters, OF fans, stars with eating disorders (just look at the Wicked cast), is literally killing teen girls with social anxiety.

catigula 3 hours ago

Focusing on meta doing this is fine, but misses the mark.

Every tech company is harming the public for profits.

ta9000 2 hours ago

I mean, duh. They’re this generation’s cigarettes. Employees of Meta should be ashamed of themselves.

Edit: Meta employees, downvoting this comment won’t absolve you of your involvement in the largest child abuse organization we’ve seen yet. Look what your own company said about what it’s doing to teenage girls.

concinds 4 hours ago

Check the front page before splitting an existing front-page discussion.

sidcool 3 hours ago

Another report. Sadly nothing will come out of it. 5 years down the line there will be another smoking gun, accusing Meta of selling DNA data to advertisers illegally. Nada. Nothing will happen.

pengaru 3 hours ago

Corporation prioritizes profits over social harm, news at 11.

You won't want to miss this breaking story - water is wet.